SANTA & BANTA

caiSanta bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610".

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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.

Banta : Really, what is he studying?

Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Santa replied : All are born on Government Holidays.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse...

After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I love you sister."

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?

Santa: Very long!

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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.

Guess what did he ask next...Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change the battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the copies when the teacher erases the board.

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

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Q: A Man a sked Santa, "Akal badi ya bhains?"

A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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What's Ford?

Santa: "Gaadi."

What's Oxford?

Santa: "So simple, Bail Gaadi!"

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Santa: "My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage."

Banta: "He probably got a lot of applause when he got out."

Santa: "I didn't say he got out."

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!