WAITERS & A CUSTOMER

Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down Sir, we serve everyone ....
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Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter ....
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Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers ....
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right Sir, he won't drink much ....
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: I wouldn't know Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller ....
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card ....