A FEW QUICKIES

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui....
Biwi ghar main aayi....
ghar SWARG ban gaya....
aur main SWARGWASI....
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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love and after marriage it is self-defense.

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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said BOLE TO....

TORCH THEEEEK HAI....

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Like someone said....its difficult 2 understand GOD.

He makes such beautiful things as women....and then he turns them into Wives!

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When I call you

1 ring means i'm thinking of you

2 rings means i like you

3 rings means i'm missing you

4 rings means i need you

5 rings mean.... BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!

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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON. Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.

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Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar....Color no bar....height no bar....caste no bar....but gal's father must have his own bar.... CHEERS

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

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Duniya mai! Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi....SURAJ ko hi dekho....

wo Aata hai USHA ke sath

aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath

sota hai NISHA ke sath

aur Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath....

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The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, dear," she says, "Ilook in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms." She turns to her husband & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks & then says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect."

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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Boyfriend: Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend: Ghar me kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: 1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!

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Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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A for apple....B fr bada apple....C fr chota apple....D fr dusra apple....E fr extra apple....F fr fokat ka apple....G fr gol apple....H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.

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Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho?

Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE....

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND!