BLONDE GARDEN

Blonde got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave $ 10/- and took the ticket and said, "April fool. I have pass."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Blonde joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what he did till the evening.
Blonde, "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright."
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On a romantic day, Blonde's girlfriend asks him, "Darling! On our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Blonde, "Ya sure, from landline or mobile."
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Doctor to Blonde, "You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?"
Blonde, "Yes. A good doctor."
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2 Blondes were fixing a bomb in a car.
Blonde 1, "What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing."
Blonde 2, "Don’t worry, I have one more."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Blonde was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks Blonde why he was removing a wheel from his auto.
Blonde, "Can’t you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheelers."
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Blonde, "What is the name of your car?"
Lady: "I forgot the name, but it starts with "T"."
Blonde, "Gosh! great car; It starts with Tea. My car starts with gasoline."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Boss, "Where were you born?"
Blonde, "Canada."
Boss, "Which part?"
Blonde, "What do you mean? Whole body born in Canada."
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How will you destroy a submarine full of Blondes?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.