USUALLY ASKED STUPID QUESTIONS

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances or friends....
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here....

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet....
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia....why don't you try again....

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask....
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you....

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter....
Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement....

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years....
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself....