THE PERFECT HUSBAND

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole, suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - Hello ?"

W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."

W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H - "What's the price?"

W - "Only $1,000."

H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ...."

W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ...."

H - "What price did he quote you?"

W - "Only $65,000 ....">

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else ...."

H - "What?"

W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."

H - "How much are they asking?"

W - "Only $450,000 .... a magnificent price .... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ...."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"

W - "OK, sweetie .... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

H - " Bye .... I love you too ...."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.

The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this cell phone belong to ...."