SANTA & BANTA

Santa and Banta Singh were both in a mental hospital.

Once they were walking past a swimming pool, Santa suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Banta promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Santa out.

When the medical director became aware of Banta's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Banta the news, he said,' Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Santa, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Banta replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.'

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Santa Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ? ........
B'coz there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagaye".
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Why did Banta Singh throw the butter out of the window? .....
Any Idea ???
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B'coz he wanted to see the butterfly.
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Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.

Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.
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Wife observes the whole episode.

Again he comes and does the same stuff.