BOYS & GIRLS AT ATM

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on

LADY HUMOR

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

Hmmm .....or was he????

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did." He replied.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1969. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that old, wrinkled fool asked, "What did you teach?"

USUALLY ASKED STUPID QUESTIONS

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances or friends....
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here....

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet....
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia....why don't you try again....

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask....
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you....

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter....
Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement....

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years....
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself....